are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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