I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize