idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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