My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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