Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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