it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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