Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
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