You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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