Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Randomize