Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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