sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
