I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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