What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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