you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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