This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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