I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
