bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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