I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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