You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Four minutes until I can fart!
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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