wat bout pragnant strippers??
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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