my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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