those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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