Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
wow bdsm is so cute
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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