YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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