Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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