You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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