I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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