I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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