You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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