Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It's blow job season.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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