On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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