Fuck appropriateness.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
