You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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