...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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