Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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