rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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