I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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