i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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