if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
