dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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