This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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