How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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