some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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