Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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