wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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