I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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