What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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