I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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