Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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