so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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