Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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