Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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