dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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