ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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